frankcharlton:

adventuresinblunderland:

frankcharlton:

This is what I’m hoping retirement looks like.

And what do you suggest us decrepit retirees forage for in the middle of f*cking nowhere? Or are you planning to be a widower in this situation?

THE MAN IS FISHING YOU DINGUS

Exactly. You hate fish.

frankcharlton:

adventuresinblunderland:

frankcharlton:

This is what I’m hoping retirement looks like.

And what do you suggest us decrepit retirees forage for in the middle of f*cking nowhere? Or are you planning to be a widower in this situation?

THE MAN IS FISHING YOU DINGUS

Exactly. You hate fish.

Source: modernman-neanderthal